We have all heard the expression, "Like a deer in the headlights"
At this time, imagine a deer, a very fat deer. A deer with almost no neck and a round face.
Imagine that the headlights are those on a diesel tractor-trailer that is painted orange with a driver who looks suspiciously like Dr. Juliet Garcia. As the lights grow brighter, you will notice that the deer is looking more and more like our City Commissioner, Edward Camarillo. We all know how this story is going to end.
Camarillo is now excess baggage for the Garcia Dynasty. Juliet did more than put her hand in the Brownsville cookie jar, she stuffed her whole daughter in! It is apparent that since her son is now running, Camarillo is now surplus and will be sold off as scrap, or simply run over.
"Of course I know. It is my business to know." -The Merovingian
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Highway Slaughter
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You forgot the horn blarring from the top of the cab, Mero.
Edward Camarillo is about to lose his job. It was apparent when UTB worked up a change in the dual credit program, where he is employed.
His only gainful employment other than the Cardenas faction. When Juliet gives him the axe, they aren't going to give him anymore either. He will be reduced to walking the check at the Pancake House. The change in the couch won't last very long. His friends will get sick of giving him rides. Oh, wait a minute, what friends?
Poor guy, it almost makes you feel sorry for him. Except for one thing, he is fat enough to make it through the winter. There is a slim chance he could claim it was Subway and make a couple of bucks.
Oh my, if Juliet can devise a plan so far in advance as to fire her private performing finger puppet commissioner (and a fat finger puppet at that) in October of last year, and stick her one and only son, what other plans does she have for the City Commission?
Wasn't her husband on the PUB Board? Where is he now? He has to be somewhere with his hands in the cookie jar or perhaps some other disgusting body part?
Again, Mero, do you have any other pets for 2009?
Wes Blackmum
"That's my view. And it happens to be correct."
Again, Mero, do you have any other pets for 2009?
I actually do, but after they got together and discussed it, the appearance of impropriety of such close ties offended their individual morality, so Scruffy is running and the others will support him. One elected or appointed official per family is enough. (Cough! Cough!)
M.
Mero,
But what about Brownsville's Dubya and Jeb? Funny!
Got it Mero. The morals of your family/pack are impeccable.
Political Outsider, who is Dubya and Jeb?
Wes Blackmum
Charlie and Richard Atkinson = Dubya and Jeb.
(Charlie and Richard Atkinson = Dubya and Jeb.)
James, I still don't get it. I know who Charlie is, but who is Richard? Email me if you don't want to post it here. Thanks,
Jake.
LOL Charlie and Richard Atkinson does make sense. Anyone who has talked with Richard would agree. Good one PO.
Wes Blackmum
Does Oscar Jr. exist? I can't even find a picture of him with his mom at the many functions honoring her and her alleged accomplishments.
If anyone has any proof he exists, send it to Mero. I'm sure he would appreciate it.
His only accomplishment is he survived birth. Or did he? They call Camarillo, Fat Bastard. Oscar Jr. is Baby Bastard. Or instead of Tia Caca, Juliet Jr. is Titty Caca. Take your pick. The best of both worlds is to use both interchangeably.
Wes Blackmum
"That's my view. And it happens to be correct."
Jake,
Richard Atkinson is Jeb. The idea of the alluding the Atkinson brothers to the Bush brothers is this:
Watching the Charter Review Committee Meetings, you can see Richard appears to be more prepared and dosen't spew out some line that makes little sentence like his brother. Charlie's one liners at the Commission meetings are akin to Dubya's Bushisms.
Charlie, like Dubya, holds the more prestigious position of the brothers. A position that it could be said the smarter brother (i.e.: Richard, Jeb) could better accomplish.
Long and short, of the Bushes Jeb is the smarter of the two, and of the Atkinsons, Richard is the smarter of the two.
That's my perception of it.
JZ said:(Long and short, of the Bushes Jeb is the smarter of the two, and of the Atkinsons, Richard is the smarter of the two.
That's my perception of it.)
So hence Jeb and Dubya? That's two already, buddy. Thanks. When we meet, if ever, I'm getting your autograph. I mean it.
Jake.
Ha! Thanks.
Hey outsider, your family is more like the Bushes. 1st pres Geoge bush senior is Dr. Zavaleta and Peter Zavaleta is George W Bush. Dubya and Peter both know how to put their foot in their mouths. They both are for themselves and will protect no one. Its amazing, your blog has been dormant because you are a wannabee Zavaleta politico. Its safe to say that you and the Zavaleta Family are burnt and should stay away from politics. P.O. should stand for Politically ousted. Richard is smarter than Charles but the difference is that Charles has balls. Balls that is needed to fight against the special interests. Look, Camarillo was trying to please the special interests such as UTB and the Cardenas' and at the same time trying to be fair but that isn't good enough for special interests. Oscar garcia will have his orders. Protect UTB interest, Protect Valley Baptist Interests, and protect the santity of the St. Joe Alumni.
Last Anon, is that you Atkinson? Drinking again? I know the Cowboys lost. But it isn't an excuse to blog and drink at the same time. At least you aren't driving. Or are you?
Wes Blackmum
While you were visiting, Atkinson, you voted yes to the poll, didn't you? You can barely walk and chew gum at the same time, and you want to vote, blog, AND drink?
Wes Blackmum
Anon 6:55 (I'll nickname you Charlie),
Let's look at the incongruencies in your argument, shall we.
Hey outsider, your family is more like the Bushes. 1st pres Geoge bush senior is Dr. Zavaleta and Peter Zavaleta is George W Bush. Dubya and Peter both know how to put their foot in their mouths. They both are for themselves and will protect no one.
Have you decided which one is which, yet? You actually contradicted your own statement. You confused which one you put as Dubya and which one you put as Bush the Elder! Wow, you must really be in Margaritaville. Also, Charlie, most people don't protect you because they know you are doomed in the next election. Countdown to 2011: tick, tock, tick, tock. Not even the Capt is stupid enough to tie his boat to your sinking life raft.
Its amazing, your blog has been dormant because you are a wannabee Zavaleta politico. Its safe to say that you and the Zavaleta Family are burnt and should stay away from politics. P.O. should stand for Politically ousted.
Ok, Charlie in the big people world you have to work. You might know work as the time you spend at Gateway Bridge sitting on your ass recovering from hangovers. Oh, BTW Charlie will you endorse a chimpanzee from the zoo for District 2 Commissioner? Believe it or not, but he's actually named Charlie!
Richard is smarter than Charles but the difference is that Charles has balls. Balls that is needed to fight against the special interests.
Dictionary of Charliese
Balls (n): hasty; rash; brashness caused by a little too much alcohol and too little brain.
Special interest (n): A make believe political conspiracy to disenfranchise the people and justify voting for Charlie Atkinson and Robert Sanchez over a Chimpanzee and a Baboon.
Charlie (n) a male given name: from a Germanic word meaning “Binge drinker.”
BTW, Charlie does your brother know what you said about him?
Oh well, it was fun playing with you Charlie but I need to go to work. Maybe after 5:00 I'll respond to your next idiotic comment.
New Rule: Any anon that comments shall be called "Charlie".
If it was good enough in Vietnam, it's good enough for blogs.
Wes Blackmum
"That's my view. And it happens to be correct."
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