April 1st is Fast Approaching

Last year's April Fools postings were very popular and I wish to continue the tradition. With the local races falling on the heels of April 1st, I am *sure* there will be a lot of material coming from there. In the meantime feel free to email my good friend and confidant, revtallywhacker@yahoo.com with any suggestions for topics that will need coverage that day.

M.

Wasn't Gilberto Hinojosa Declared Politicly Dead?

If this is so, then WHY are we seeing Alberto Velez running for our City Commission?
Did Oscar the Minor not run because the U. has put up a proxy in Velez? (do I see headlights heading toward Edward Camarillo, again?)

Have we learned NOTHING in the past two election cycles? Does Rick Longoria need propping up for his run at mayor this badly? Does Carlos Cisneros need these few months on the City Commission so desperately before he makes his run at a County Commission slot?

I, for one, am truly sick of all these jokers propping each other up to maintain the status quo. There is not one scrap of vision or true concern for anything past the next election to be found in the lot.


"Of course I know. It is my business to know." -The Merovingian

Who Is Driving The Bus?

I saw a curious sight last night. Politicos in a parade nearing election time? Naw, that is as common doggie doo on the front lawn. What I saw was a rolling billboard and driving endorsement of a revolving door that is what these idiots think that we need.

Leo Garza picked up a packet from the City Secretary. Oh well, anything to delay the appearance of being what we all know; a lame duck commissioner on a lame duck commission.

Why was Leo Garza driving Carlos Ayala in last night's parade? Shouldn't it be the other way around? Is this supposed to signify some kind of endorsement? Whose bright idea was this? It isn't going to work. Do we need MORE tax-paid people watching the tax base? The people want all this inbred hanky-panky to end.

"Of course I know. It is my business to know" -The Merovingian

Annndddddd the're off!

From BATB:
Melissa Zamora said...
I haven't picked up a packet, yet, but I plan to run for the At-large B seat currently held by Commissioner Leo Garza.
Sunday, February 22, 2009

7-34-4

Look up at the title.

These are the numbers from the poll on incumbants standing a chance of reelection.

It reminds me of a basketball season record.
Hmmmm.... now what happens to coaches with those kind of stats?
We know. We know.

"Of course I know. It is my business to know." -The Merovingian

What the hell is going on with the DA's office?

We got 'em crapping on benches,
We had them playing "hide the salami" in parked cars.

Where is he finding these people, and more importantly, why is he looking there in the first place?

M.

Scientific Investigative Certainty

City Manager Charlie Cabler said: "Who are we going to administer that test to? We don't have any idea how that check got to the mayor. Maybe it was done in a way that no one knows it happened."
February 3, 2009 - 7:56 PM
BY EMMA PEREZ-TREVIÑO
The Brownsville Herald

Is he saying that we have some kind of Voodoo priest in town? Is there a special candle or oil you can get at one of the downtown herbiera shops that makes paper move from a distance? I heard more sense come out of Steve Martin's mouth when he played the character "Theodoric of York" on a Saturday Night Live skit.

This whole thing reminds me of trying to get to the bottom of "Who broke that?" in the middle of a room full of three year olds.

"Of course I know. It is my business to know." -The Merovingian